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Welcome to my blog! I am Mariah and I am now 15 years old. I post fandom things and things about my life.

lollidollypop:

thefaultinoururlss:

chill-ip:

tattoos-skaters-bowties:

trezpassing:

this-is-n0t-wonderl4nd:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes please !

patricksfedoras:

my favorite thing is how they don’t censor boobs in orange is the new black. u see a boob? it’s just a boob. boobs everywhere boobs for everybody

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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Orange Is the New Black  02x13 - We Have Manners. We’re Polite

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

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People who can't draw: Drawing is fucking hard
People who don't try at all: Drawing is fucking hard
Teachers: Drawing is fucking hard
Beginning artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Pro artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Extremely famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Long gone, passed away artists who went down in history: Drawing is fucking hard
People who are upset an artist won't draw for them for free: Drawing is easy!

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

vikingserket:

thelilnan:

nobody likes the guy that quotes the movie dialogue 2 minutes before it happens

im that guy

colinmorgay:

oh my god who even cares if a boy paints his nails. whatever.

inkcaviness:

berwaldvainamoinen:

someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he made us sing the song in english but with a german accent

I’m crying because that’s actually just what we do